May 2013
423 posts
Non-equestrian Friend: can we go see your horses?
Me: sure. -walks out there-
Horse: -raises head-
Friend: OMG IS HE GONNA BITE ME?
Horse: -rests back leg-
Friend: IS HE GONNA KICK ME?!?
Horse: -stomps flies-
Friend: HES GONNA STEP ON ME!!!
Me: no. calm down.